nightmares!!!

randomised post:

i had loads of nightmares

but only one freak the hell outta me

still having it from time to time

at least 5 times annually

the same freakin' dream

even yesterday

it goes like this:

can't move

like a 'vegetable'

can see

can feel

then suddenly huge blocks and blocks of boxes came into view

slowly but surely

they're forced down my throat

one by one

can feel my mouth and throat stretched

always got fever after that

even got 'aftertaste' once i woke up

dream-reader anyone??

so if u see me sleeping and sweating like mad..

do wake me up..

post orientation~S.H.I.T

yeah kinda late by 2 and a half year but this one is a special rendition of what happened to the S.H.I.T (SuperHeroes In Training) gang- orietation group 3.. on how we grad from being superheroes in training to a fully plegde superheroes

title:

S.H.I.T

the superheroes that we are today

a.k.a shit grads

ben

superpower: flaring (can shoot fire from his nose one)

superhero name: the flare

weakness: if u tarik his rambut!

hui lin

superpower: slows people down

superheroin name: huiturtlin aka gwendo-lin

weakness: if u make her emo or cry!!

siaw

superpower: chant people to sleep

superhero name: the sandman aka siawzzzzz

weakness: THE SUN!!!

kher dee

superpower: like gambit in xmen she can throw exploding mahjong tiles

superheroin name: money-jie

weakness: emo paul lols

mus

superpower: can charm people to do anything like togepi n psyduck in pokemon

superhero name: lengzhaimus

weakness: frogs

rahel

superpower: like cyclops in xmen she can shoot exopthalmic beam from her eyes

superheroin name: the eye

weakness: siaw.. once siaw put her to sleep no beam ed lols

sel

superpower: bearhug rawr!!!!!

superhero name: big sal

weakness: low door frame

debbie

superpower: like morph in xmen, she can make up herself into someone else lols

superheroin name: errrr debbie???

weakness: errrr... make up remover lols

najihah

superpower: can cook up a feast

superheroin name: spatula-women

weakness: errr... when there's no gas??

zher ling

superpower: can wield his sword like a pro;p

superhero name: kenshin

weakness: errrr.. variety nite lols

ck

superpower: like beast in xmen, he's the think tank

superhero name: chess master aka hamsap lou

weakness: errrr.. hamsap-ness

hazwan's fren (kinda forgot her name~always with hazwan)

superpower: animal tamer - can tame hazwan ~ hazwan as cute as a teddy bear what lol

superheroin name: hazwan's fren lols

weakness: imu ~that's why she left for monash lols

and there u have it.. the real superheroes

just dun tell anyone..

secret identities ma

big foot sighted!!!

it's no longer a myth

big foot is the real deal

beware

the bigfooty-seong is coming to get you!!!

last act_imu

finally my imu day's are over (tho it's been over for the past few months)

and how did i end it?

with bitter dissappointment

represented imu for 2 events

futsal - saturday

athletics (4x100m) - sunday

futsal: knocked out in the 1st round

4x100m:4th

(but imu got 3rd overall)

altho i tried my best

but my best is just not good enough

but the experience sure is fun

and new friends

few realizations:

(warning~ss moment)

1. i'm still quite fast (lol) albeit the protruding belly

2. i cannot run curves~balancing problem

3. i'm a damn good goalkeeper but will let in stooopid goals

4. better off as outfield player

5. i'm good at making new acquiantance but lousy at maintaining them

6. people actually laugh at my jokes lol

7. I M LENGZHAI hahahaha

futsal team minus anthony

the running dudes

team pep talk

passing the baton

team imu

runnimg dudettes

living in a sick world

i observed a suicide case yesterday
right in front of my eyes
it was really gory
in public some more
and people just walk past without even noticing
while the suicid-ee commit suicide
hanged by a thin film of rope
sway from side to side as the wind blew
lifeless and pretty much dead
must be due to oil price hike
inflation
economic stress
rest in peace mr john doe..
may u find solace in the afterlife..

i need sleep!!!

another random post..

Q~how do you make your patients all right
A~amputate his 'left' arm and leg

Q~what gender is a computer mouse?
A~female, coz it comes with/uses a 'pad'

Q~how do you know when someone's bored?
A~when he starts making up lame riddles

~lols

taste buds!!!

was at a fren's fren place for dinner last night.. by the poolside..
we had pizzas, chips, nuts and a lot of drinks..
i had kickapoo.. 7up, sprite, coke and few sparkling juices
while the rest had pretty much the same thing
plus
few bottles of liquor (i still dun understand why peeps like to get drunk.. )
so, was having fun talking by the poolside,
playing cards until a sparkling juice came into play..

mr. drunk: can i have the purple looking sparkling juice please? (there's blue, green and purple)

me: sure sure... nah

mr. drunk: thanks.. this looks funky.. wonder how it'll taste like....
(~sippppp~)

me: so... how was it?

mr. drunk: well, it's good.. it's good... it tasted like.. urmmm... like... urm... violet

me: what? how do you describe a color? are u sure u r not drunk??

mr. drunk: it just taste like that.. violet.. can't really tell....

me: ok ok give it here... (~sip~) errr... it tasted like .... like... violet! wtf! i think i know this taste.. just cant put a finger to it... damn...

mr. drunk: well, at least it taste better than black!

me: WTF~~~

mr. MUScle

i dedicate this post to those who went to all sort of trouble to overcome a common enemy

an enemy so FULL of itself

an enemy who HIDES in the shadow of our subconscious mind

and reveals itself in the CENTRE of PUBLIC DOMAINs

THRILL us when we are on the move

PROTRUDING itself when we are defeated

and enemy worth thousand war!

the middle earth

mr tummy!!!

now, u dun have to go gym to trim down

no need to over exert

no sweat

do it the MUS way...

and you can have lovely abs like me

THE MAN IN THE IRON(err.. cloth) MASK

MAN IN THE IRON MASK

(with leo' dicaprio palyin dual role)

one of my all-time-favourite movie

manly

heroic

cool fighting scene

cool costumes

reigniting my boyhood dream of becoming one of the MUSketeers

a very good show indeed

with that, i present you:

a heroic feat by a man of steel

to re-enact the bravery of the MUSketeers

venue: library

saboteur: denise n angelene

costume: mus' birthday present

THE MAN IN THE 'FACIAL' MASK!!

~on a calm sunny day

~a handsome prince was masked coz' he's too leng zhai

~ah pei, jem n co was havin' a blast back there lolz

~dehumanized and lengzhainess concealed, the saboteur laughed with malice in their minds

~ perpetrator no.1: "muahahaha read the patho book and say denise's cute for eternity!!!", while locking it in the poor lengzhai's face.....

~ perpetrator no.2: "muahaha, dun try to escape, if u did we have another 3 packets of facial torture for u muahahahaha... make a peace sign for the camera.. come on.. be a sport!!"

humiliated and tortured, MUSketeer lengzhai gives in n entertain their worried-for-eos-souls.. the end..

dave pelzer

courtesy of denise tan su yin...
i was introduced to a "MY STORY" by DAVE PELZER
3 books in one,

the boy called it
the lost boy
a man named dave

about an abused child, his sufferings
under an abusive mother (the mother)
a father who refused to acknowledge the abuse
siblings who just don't care
a closed society
thinking that a family 'secret' should remains as one


but with the help of teachers and the social workers
as well as a juvenile officer
and a list of foster parents

dave prevails in his quest to survive
and to be a better person


it was quite a disturbing book to begin with
on how the mother treat her child
reduced to eat poo
and out of the trash cans
enslaved to the household
torture physically and mentally
up to a point she put him in a 'gas chamber'
force him to drink detergent
and stabbed him in the stomach

upon his rescue,
he then has to face the stigma imposed on foster child
difficulties in foster care

then, the reality of life
jobs, marriage, having a family

all this add up to him becoming
the 10 most outstanding youth of the world of the year

really a good read to those who want something different
mind you
it's emotionally draining