la senza!!!!!

one fine day
in a shopping mall
stood two alpha males
pondering on their next adventure
as boredom creeps in

in a foreign place
far away from home
they decided to travel the un'man'ned path
a place guarded by vanity
lust
and
support!!!

"into la senza we shall go"
in a very poised manner

macho dude #1: hey i really like the body lotion in la senza
macho dude #2: hey me too, there's sale somemore.. buy six for 30 bucks!
macho dude #1: i'll jump if u jump!
macho dude #2: u go first!!!

in they went to the world of the unknown
full of cups
full of strings
and a load full of angels (lol)

macho dude #1: let's go out. i'm not comfortable!
macho dude #2: what! we r in ed liow.. buy only la.. check out that one over there.. can use to cook char kuey teow ler the 'kuali'
macho dude #1: hahaha.. not just that can add extra prawn somemore hahaha... let's just get the thing and go
macho dude #2: ok i'll take these u take those, ok
macho dude #1: faster liow... more people coming in.. i paiseh ed
macho dude #2: buat tak tau saja, they wont care one.. i go pay u take.. bye
(and of he went out leaving the other dude amongst gigglings and wierd stares)

moral of the story:
1. trying new wierd things certainly is nerve-wreckingly fun
2. the feeling of being a gay is no fun.. i dunno how gay people live hahaha
3. would never ed CUPcakes ever again (lol)
4. la senza body lotion rocks!!!!!