a new hero is born the best hustling game so far by man united!! cron beauty to kick start the motion 2 sloppy defendings (why can they just challange the ball ibstead of backing away all the time!!!!) another beauty from cron now painstalkingly fitting his bill as the best player 2008-2009 and then the moment that made united UNITED drama to the very end
i knew macheda got something in him when i first set my eyes on him little touches big kick
was nag by a birthday girl on how i'm slacking in studies, blogging and maintaining my weight!! can do much bout the other two so here's a very 'willing' post lol
question 1: what do u do when u saw these creature at a very ok price while buying groceries? answer: you bring them home!!! *mine's the bigger mobster-looking lobster- 2.8 lbs!!
question 2: what do u do when u manage to bring those two creatures home? answer: you play with them!!! lol the goals here is to tricked them 1st (but the apron didnt help the cause tho!!)
question 3: what then after u managed to trick them? how do you cook them? hurmmmmm~~~ make sure the water+salt+lemon is at boiling point - test it with the blur-ur-glasses-test and there goes the creature back to it's natural environment!!
question 4: how do u know that it's cooked, not undercook or overcooked? answer: elementary watson.. elementary.. clue 1: it turns red clue 2: if it's more than 2 pounds = 12 minutes
question 5: how do u serve it? answer: to ur liking!! i serve it with wedges, olive-oil-bathed salads (carrot, cauliflower, strawberry, brocolli and parsley), 4 dippings: mayo-paprika, mayo ketchup, garlic butter, dijon creole
question 6: what then? answer: let the feast begins!!!! lol p/s: best part of the lobster? the brain.. (maybe coz i'm 'otal udang') and the tail!! but the best part is eating a meal made by urs truly coz it's a 'leng-zhai' dish!!!
panadol - X chicken soup - X exam -XXXXX sleep - X lotsa sleep - Y !!! ice cream - YY!!!
u name it, i've tried it all results: 3 weeks bouts of coughing that can lead u to episodes of syncope 3 weeks worth of fluid secretion that can solve southern India drought crisis 3 weeks of sleepless nights (now that sounds like on-call!!!) and 2 weeks of being the 'HOTTEST' dude in the world (literally!!!)
then, i found the best treatment.. just a week ago SNOWBOARDING for the umptenth time!!! yay instance cure!! pre- treatment: lethargic, somnolence, pallor pre treatment: hemiplagia (hence needed to be carried up the lift;p)
and what do u do when u r cured? CAMWHORE!!!! guitar heroes training!!!! SPORTS ILUSTRATED pose - malaysian contigent for the vancover winter olympic'10 body building category gymnastic un-artistic category
btw, talking about gymnastic and snow did i mentioned that i hate the snow so much that if it snowed again next week i'm going to admit myself into the pscyhe ward (lol) anyway, it gave me a good reflection on how nice it is to feel warm and the greens of summer (which explain the next few camwhore moments)
days where we can hike up the hill in sandal and single layer attire but, spring is coming soon!!!! so winter can start to wither in agony as the flowers bloom in harmony yay!!
p/s: who said i'm fat??!!! see, i can still perfectly hide my body behind jeremy!!!
what more can be more relaxing than a stomach full of octopus, shrimp and shark's fin soup not to mention the yummy-licious egg tarts and it's a good idea to prepare the exam in a 'chillin' mood
so, went out with janet and vi-en yesterday dim sum in the north west in janet's ah lien car... still cant believe she's driving that car (forgot the model) anyway, the dim sum was superb!!! the best egg tarts ever!!!! - preprandial pic squids was amazing... how i wish there's one with the curry gravy post prandial~ very full wei.. being the only guy a.k.a lengzhai i have to be the vacuum cleaner eat eat eat
wahsei - can pangsai on the spot one!!!
and what happened after that? didnt even study the whole day!!! all the blood vessels shunted to the GI tract definately not my fault it's how nature trying to take care of me ~ lol end result: GG-fied for the exam!!!!
anyway, this is not the point of this post
i managed to build kinda a bit rapport with the waitresses there as well as the manager at least next time can buat muka tak malu ask for discount!!
managed to 'refurnish' my canto
and now, the sole reason of this post!!! dedicated to SLEEPY SHIT & CUTE SHIT SIAW and HUI LIN (coz u guys are sooooo noob)
last wednesday i had HARVEY session kinda like a simulation heart failure case felt like a pro coz we got to make all the call just like all the emergency doctors lol
it's quite cool they gave us a case then they control the 'patient' in other words, they can sabo us anytime!!
anyway, that's not the story today it's what happened after that..
rite after the euphoria of the HARVEY session nature calls rushed to the 'restroom' into an empty cubicle was happily dehydrating myself while reading some writings on the wall just as i was about to flush it down i look into a pool of green liquid in the toilet bowl *shit (internal monologue) it's freaking green i got infection meh? pus in in the urine? kidney failure with veg-cast!!! or maybe i ate a radioactive lunch!!! or am i going to be the next cast for HEROES the one that can shoot out green radiactived pee to kill villains!! lol
so anyway, panic attack wei all the thought of not living past my glorious 20's the thought of depriving the world of another lengzhai!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO
then when i got out of the cubicle with a heavy heart... then as i pass the other cubicle moments of noob-ness struck me hard on the head
the cleaning material is freaking BLUE!!!!!
freaking noob-ness!!!!!
but in the end.. i did went down hard with a common cold 2 full days in bed
maybe it is the green pee or maybe it's the babi that i sutured the next day babi-ness!!!
since my first attempt to make a snowman failed miserably since it's too dry and the snow a bit too brittle and the fact that i'm a noob malaysian i decided why should i follow the ang-mo's way..
let lengzhaiMUS lead u into the world of ss!!!
101: HOW TO MAKE A SNOWMAN (the malaysian way)!!! codenamed: pei the maid
1. u pile up heaps abd heaps of snow.. then u shaped it into a skirt-like shape 2. pour water on the pile and let it hardened for the night 3. next day, stick 2 long branch into the 'skirt' to be the base of the trunk 4. with the help of snow-soaked-in-water, pile another heap of snow onto the stick, as usual, leave it for the night air to freeze it up 5. stick another set of branches to make the base for the head, then let it freeze 6. while waiting for it to freeze, u can start making the head.. a ball of snow rolled up from the previously tak jadi snowman!!! take note, a basin of water is very helpful in shaping the head as well as ensuring a nice frozen set of fingers.. (parental guidance is required as children might mistaken their fingers with ice cream!!) ~mental note... making a snowman WHILE it's snowing is good: if u ran out of water and lazy to go in, just use ur runny snort hahaha
7. once it's all done.. just put the head on top,, reshape the mannequin to ur liking.. i used the patty turner to shape it (lol).. use water soaked snow to improved the strenght of the joints.. 8. get a few more branches for the hands and the rest is up to u...
and the result:
pei the maid!!
owh, the boobs are customized for pei's purposes (pei, the size ok or not? lol) a maid in need of a good shampoo!!
p/s: auntie angie: if got time only i'll 'pimp' you!!! u not important ma... hahaha
simple, non-hamsap halal malay dude, with a lot of muhibbah-ness going in and out of his life, loves to be around those who appreciate one another, treasure friendships and would love to know what's on the other side of his own bowl
