the jersey is in!!!

i am now a legit kakapo
i got a jersey yo prove it!!! lol

presenting our batch jersey
KAKAPO!!

right shoulder

left shoulder

yes, i'm indeed 'THAT' cool

so, now all i need to do is PLAY HOCKEY!!! lol
i'm forsee-ing a few broken bones!!!

DIM SUM!!! i like!!!

what do u do when u have midterm exam in 3 days?

eat eat eat....

what more can be more relaxing than a stomach full of octopus, shrimp and shark's fin soup
not to mention the yummy-licious egg tarts
and it's a good idea to prepare the exam in a 'chillin' mood

so,
went out with janet and vi-en yesterday
dim sum in the north west
in janet's ah lien car... still cant believe she's driving that car (forgot the model)
anyway, the dim sum was superb!!!

the best egg tarts ever!!!! - preprandial pic

squids was amazing... how i wish there's one with the curry gravy

post prandial~ very full wei.. being the only guy a.k.a lengzhai
i have to be the vacuum cleaner
eat eat eat

wahsei - can pangsai on the spot one!!!

and what happened after that?
didnt even study the whole day!!!
all the blood vessels shunted to the GI tract
definately not my fault
it's how nature trying to take care of me ~ lol
end result: GG-fied for the exam!!!!

anyway, this is not the point of this post

i managed to build kinda a bit rapport with the waitresses there as well as the manager
at least next time can buat muka tak malu ask for discount!!

managed to 'refurnish' my canto

and now, the sole reason of this post!!!
dedicated to SLEEPY SHIT & CUTE SHIT
SIAW and HUI LIN
(coz u guys are sooooo noob)

the dim sum girl (i'm 'still-ing' ur thunder!!!)

green pee!!!!!

last wednesday i had HARVEY session
kinda like a simulation
heart failure case
felt like a pro
coz we got to make all the call
just like all the emergency doctors
lol

it's quite cool
they gave us a case
then they control the 'patient'
in other words, they can sabo us anytime!!

anyway, that's not the story today
it's what happened after that..

rite after the euphoria of the HARVEY session
nature calls
rushed to the 'restroom'
into an empty cubicle
was happily dehydrating myself while reading some writings on the wall
just as i was about to flush it down
i look into a pool of green liquid in the toilet bowl
*shit (internal monologue)
it's freaking green
i got infection meh? pus in in the urine?
kidney failure with veg-cast!!!
or maybe i ate a radioactive lunch!!!
or am i going to be the next cast for HEROES
the one that can shoot out green radiactived pee to kill villains!!
lol

so anyway, panic attack wei
all the thought of not living past my glorious 20's
the thought of depriving the world of another lengzhai!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOO

then when i got out of the cubicle
with a heavy heart...
then as i pass the other cubicle
moments of noob-ness struck me hard on the head

the cleaning material is freaking BLUE!!!!!


freaking noob-ness!!!!!

but in the end.. i did went down hard with a common cold
2 full days in bed


maybe it is the green pee
or maybe it's the babi that i sutured the next day
babi-ness!!!

a long overdue post...

since my first attempt to make a snowman failed miserably
since it's too dry and the snow a bit too brittle
and the fact that i'm a noob malaysian
i decided why should i follow the ang-mo's way..

let lengzhaiMUS lead u into the world of ss!!!


101: HOW TO MAKE A SNOWMAN (the malaysian way)!!!
codenamed: pei the maid



1. u pile up heaps abd heaps of snow.. then u shaped it into a skirt-like shape
2. pour water on the pile and let it hardened for the night
3. next day, stick 2 long branch into the 'skirt' to be the base of the trunk
4. with the help of snow-soaked-in-water, pile another heap of snow onto the stick, as usual, leave it for the night air to freeze it up

5. stick another set of branches to make the base for the head, then let it freeze

6. while waiting for it to freeze, u can start making the head.. a ball of snow rolled up from the previously tak jadi snowman!!! take note, a basin of water is very helpful in shaping the head as well as ensuring a nice frozen set of fingers.. (parental guidance is required as children might mistaken their fingers with ice cream!!)
~mental note... making a snowman WHILE it's snowing is good: if u ran out of water and lazy to go in, just use ur runny snort hahaha

7. once it's all done.. just put the head on top,, reshape the mannequin to ur liking.. i used the patty turner to shape it (lol).. use water soaked snow to improved the strenght of the joints..
8. get a few more branches for the hands and the rest is up to u...

and the result:

pei the maid!!


owh, the boobs are customized for pei's purposes (pei, the size ok or not? lol)
a maid in need of a good shampoo!!


p/s: auntie angie: if got time only i'll 'pimp' you!!! u not important ma... hahaha

NAMING CEREMONY

9th january 2009
marks
the inauguration of lengzhaiMUS
as a full pledge canadian rojak

the naming ceremony!!!
is where the whole batch turn up
and name everyone in the batch with their own name
kinda like our calgary name
a proper way to welcome us into the medical education system in calgary

started at 5pm
ended at 2am
left at 11pm coz to escape the 'mabuk-ing' party
(calgarian sure likes to party and get really drunk!!!)

so this is how it works...
when his/her turns up
they have to stand infront of the hall
people will start suggesting names
related or not to the person in question
with/without a story behind each names

some from what they turn into when they're wayyyy drunk (always on top!!!)
some from their unique names (dominatrix!!)
some from their personality (beastmaster)
some from what they said (double team)
some from their looks (jose calderon)
some from their background (i got pass the border)
some from their experience ($50 rubber)
and some... just because!!!

then the whole class will bid for the names starting from $5
and the winning names will be the name they have to live with for the next 3 years
or maybe longer!!!
on our jerseys...

the money raised will go into the graduation fund
and we raised almost up to $5400 that night alone

MOOSE, BULLWINKLE, SPEAK EASY
WHY ME!!! and DON'T CHOOSE ME
are among my potential names that night

coming close in second place is SPEAK EASY (a name of a strip club joint!!!)
(story in other post!!!)

and the name that will stuck on the back of my jersey is

"TOO COOL FOR KHAIRUL"
with a bid of $25
the reason u asked?

just because i'm COOL!!!
cant help it right!!!

anyway, budin was named after a strip club: FRENCH MAID
asyraf, OOMPA LOOMPA (height issues!!!! shhhhhh;p)
and day-o, BEEF, BEEF.. an incident at the airport

pics from the naming ceremony

romanian alin, i cant stop talking natasha, lengzhaimus, squash tapau girl pooja dass, blackbook editor ting, and i love magic kate

french maid, marshal, footie jenny (damn she can play soccer), too cool for khairul

the celebrity pose
featuring mike 'perminator' - hiro makamura(heroes)

trying to be a noob drunkard~1

trying to be a noob drunkard~2

from russia with no love natasha, and byron "shaggy"

biddings

the huggies

the 'SHOCKER' pose!!!!

biggest bid... $400 for THE REAL GOSSIP GIRL (parvan singh)

alin, POON star

the self proclaimed BROWNIE bunch

name me, name me!!!

angry jokes howes, scott seadon

the pride of malaysia!! lol

the surge to the top!!

MANCHESTER UNITED 3 - CHELSEA 0
OLD TRAFFORD

VIDA
ROON
BERBA

marvelous performance by park ji sung (again!!)(the pride of asia!!)
silky berbatov, tireless evra, less complaining ronaldo
and giggsy showing the youg lads age does not matter in the world of excellance!!

NEED I SAY MORE

snow-assing

what do you do when you woke up to an above minus day (albeit -1 only)

~really 1 degree weii

another phone call away...
bram in, buzz in, jatun in, adrian in, olga in
olympic park open
and let's SNOWBOARDING!!!!!!

~so noob have to get the into the discovery classes 1st
any more classes and i'm gonna blow it man!!!! lol


shoes, check!
board, check!
helmet, (need meh? ok lo i wear lo) check!

ok now i'm ready to ride!!! vroom vroom (different version from pei's vroom vroom!!)

but~
sien.. have to wait to for the class 1st.. starts at 145pm!!! grrrrr

red school class for beginner.. so many meh???

but the instructor (tyler) quite leng zhai wei... but of coz not as lengzhai as me guar!!!

~noob happy face on the lift without knowing the consequences of our actios lol
owh i even dropped the gloves coz gatal gatal mau tangkap gambar!!!

after and hour and a half later.. ichy-back-side wanna go to the top
pro ed ma!!! so lets hop on the lift shall we....
little that we know it's sooo freaking hard to get off the lift
all my efforts ended in the gutter.. well snow to be more precise

and that's not the worse part..
it's way higher and steeper than we expected.. coz can really see the top from below..
mana tau cant even see the bottom once we're up there!!!!
GG-fied

~still noob but petreified face.. olga and adrian stayed down to make out or something ... wise move... lol

~cant even see the bottom wei... this is where the snow assing starts


~gulp

no pics after beyond this point coz hands to shaky lol
the ride down was.... spent halfway down on my butt
bugger!!! no wonder only a few peeps take this slope!!
bram and jatun quits
bum to traumatized they say.. lol
me and buzz? lets ride out the pain!
so off we went for few more trips up the slope
got better on the third try.. perfect run on the 4th and beyond
yay!!! feel damn pro ed liow..

too bad we only can play till 6... it's way too dark to challange ur vision..
plus the fact that i rabun malam!!!

neway, the day wont be complete with cam whoring in action rite
run up the slope coz lift too slow
down 3 more times for whoring

~gaya-ness of stopping

~gaya-ness

again again again!!!!!!

next up!!! lake loise/banff ski-ing

note to self: getting out of the lift is wayyy harder than the actual snowboarding
who ever invented that thing must be mad... should be 'magic carpet' all the way man!!!!