welcome to my land!

i was on the way back from the hospital when this dude stopped me...
looks kinda 40ish...
one of those homeless peeps i bet... (coz he said so)
and yeah...
smell of alcohol

so he stopped me and then the interesting conversation started

for the sake of his identity.. let's call him HARDOGAY


hardogay: hey, my man... can u spare me a quarter...
i need to get on the bus u see

lengzhaimus: ok, letme see whether i have change or not
nope.. sorry man.. i'm all out.. (he actually peek into my wallet and i dun really have a quarter)(owh did i tell u guys bout the wallet story? shall post it next time)

hardogay: well, then a dollar is ok i guess
you see i need to get on the bus u see
i need to go HOME u see
(take note of the word home)

lengzhaimus: err... i dun have a dollar but i do have 2 bucks

hardogay: ok, 2 dollars' fine with me.. thanks my man (taking the money outta my hands)
u r a really nice guy.. i like ur kind, where are u from

lengzhaimus: err.. i'm from malaysia.. asia.. (coz here peeps only know bout singapore coz of the developement and thailand coz of the 'tigershow' hehehe but malaysia....)

hardogay: owh.. welcome to my land! you see this is my land!!!
you see, i'm BLACK u see.. and this is my land
(and he's as white as snow white lol)
i'm an aborigin you see
and i'm HOMELESS
welcome to my land... thank you my man

lengzhaimus: where are u from? and where are you going... (just being polite to keep the conversation going i guess haha)

hardogay: owh.. i'm going home my man, this is my land my man
(err homeless going home.. ) yeah man.. gotta go home
this is my land... thanks man u r very kind


then he just left me to this other person at the bus stand asking for change...
the dude refuses saying that he dun have any change with him
so he left... cross the road.. away from the 'BUS STAND'
toward a 'BAR'

and the dude who refused to give in to him just smiled at me

wtfish

home
homeless
taking the bus 'home'
needs a quarter
noobie mus give 2 bucks
homeless WALKS to bar

i guess the bar IS his HOME

but sure is funny the way he welcome me to his LAND

~~~~~~~~~~~

hair loss!!!!!

i would like to make a public apology
to benjamin ng wei liang

for causing him distress and mental trauma
everytime i mention the word
hair
bald
receding
gugur
shine
botak
etc

coz now i'm having the same thing!!!!
this is karma i say.. karma


but luckily i dun believe in karma


coz it only affect the hairs on my thigh
muahahahha
so i still have every right to 'botak'-ing other peeps
hahaha

but seriously
i've been having this painful hair loss on my thigh
maybe it's the weather
or maybe i'm 'shedding'
on the verge of becoming even more leng zhai!!!!
hahahaha


see.. even got petechiae wor lol..

right side totally gone
now i know how ben feel like hahaha

ok ok
i know
ss post
lol

simplicity - the name of the game - malysians way!

calgary is not a bad place to live in
the traffic was good
road-manner was excellent
and
the people here are extremely nice

but there are still things they (canadian) can learn from us malaysian
for example...
try putting more spices into their food
they should learnt to appreciate what little sun they have left
they should have learnt that malaysia is not just the country between singapore and thailand!
(singapore i understand, but thailand??? tiger show?? lol)

but the most important thing
they should learnt how to be SIMPLE
just like malaysian

instead of putting:
"open everyday from 8am to 11pm"

they did this! LOL

p/s: i got tummy ed liow! lol

la senza!!!!!

one fine day
in a shopping mall
stood two alpha males
pondering on their next adventure
as boredom creeps in

in a foreign place
far away from home
they decided to travel the un'man'ned path
a place guarded by vanity
lust
and
support!!!

"into la senza we shall go"
in a very poised manner

macho dude #1: hey i really like the body lotion in la senza
macho dude #2: hey me too, there's sale somemore.. buy six for 30 bucks!
macho dude #1: i'll jump if u jump!
macho dude #2: u go first!!!

in they went to the world of the unknown
full of cups
full of strings
and a load full of angels (lol)

macho dude #1: let's go out. i'm not comfortable!
macho dude #2: what! we r in ed liow.. buy only la.. check out that one over there.. can use to cook char kuey teow ler the 'kuali'
macho dude #1: hahaha.. not just that can add extra prawn somemore hahaha... let's just get the thing and go
macho dude #2: ok i'll take these u take those, ok
macho dude #1: faster liow... more people coming in.. i paiseh ed
macho dude #2: buat tak tau saja, they wont care one.. i go pay u take.. bye
(and of he went out leaving the other dude amongst gigglings and wierd stares)

moral of the story:
1. trying new wierd things certainly is nerve-wreckingly fun
2. the feeling of being a gay is no fun.. i dunno how gay people live hahaha
3. would never ed CUPcakes ever again (lol)
4. la senza body lotion rocks!!!!!

spawn.. my passion

yes

it 'IS' one of my passion in life
collecting spawn action figures
for years i have been an avid collector

and now
here in calgary
my spawn alter ego re-spawn-ed
coz it's dirt cheap here!!!!!!
hahahahha

low yatt... u can kiss one of ur customer goodbye
hahaha


~welcome to the family!!!

series 34 - spawn classics ~spawn wing of redemption-2

series 33- age pharoah ~ spawn the immortal

series 34 - spawn classics ~ pirate spawn

and a new inclusion to the collection
dragons series by todd mcfarlene ~ fire clan dragon 5
yay

gonna buy more before the end of this week!!!
yay
i love calgary

things u need when it's soo cold in the morning !!

went to Banff national park few weeks ago

then i came across this sign

makes me wonder how am i going to survive here
with my virginity intact

hahaha


care to join me?
hahaha

i'm home!!!!!!

i'm definately in my element here in calgary!!!
observe:

a cereal for fellow canadian! MUS-lix
(supposed to be muslicks coz i'm lick-able-ly tasty!!)

MUS-kol
canadian insect repellent! i'm too good looking that insect have to run away in embarrassment!!

fellow family member... MUS-ang (in downtown)

MUS-ter point (in uni's main campus somemore!!)
this is the place where you have to honour MUS by doing a MUS-pose at least

and of course.. the sole reason why they use MOOSE as a moascot
simply irresistable:p